SMS – HEIGHT OF LANGUAGE MISUSE

HEIGHT OF LANGUAGE MISUSE:
Biology Professor says, “There are 8 sexually transmitted diseases…
You will get atleast 1 in the practical exam!!”

SMS – Einstein, Newton, Maxwel, Watt Marconi, Bohr, Galelio

Einstein
Newton
Maxwel
Watt
Marconi
Bohr
Galelio

Ye wo Kaminey hai, jin k maa baap ki
10min ki masti
hamare 20saal ki masti par bhari padi..!

SMS – 0 to 80 in 3 Sections

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car saying ,”Dear, buy me smthing dat goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs wen im on it ” Husband giftd her a Weighin Machine…

SMS – Lover and Friend

My lover & my Best Friend r in sinking boat But i can save only 1′s life
Do U know whom i save?

I l save my friend

coz

my lover is my best friend